| be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray, or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea |
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2008|12:20pm ] |
Have you ever read the book by Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You'll Go! ? Well it has occured to me that place that I am going, is probably hell. Much like the little guy in the illustrations I am on my journey through life and it seems as I go along, more often than not, Im choosing the the roads that he chose not to go down. (You know the ones that are dark and have that weird alligator coming out of the man holes) And the more I think about it, my shoes may be full of my feet, but all Im full of is shit. What does it mean that I choose to go down the roads that I know will only lead to pain and anguish? It means I should probably be brought out back behind the chemical sheds because Im of no use to anyone anymore. How many bumps does it take before Im out of this slump. Its not as if I dont know which direction to choose, I know I want to go left, right, And right-and-three quarters. I used to think that the ending was clear, or atleast the partial journey was. Now I can only see a blur of indecision, and while I ride this wave of a drunkard with sinful behavior I wonder if it will ever become clear again. Sure the idea of marriage and kids sounds all appealing at first but is it really? Can I really trust another or myself after my most recent choices. Maybe the story doesnt always have a happy ending, Im pretty sure I cant be insane like this forever, but will it be too late to make a difference? Whatever. I suppose Im still pretty fucking young, but its practically 2009 I dont remember it being 2008. I should stop... but I definitely won't. Ha. well. Maybe I am a masochist. lol.
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2008|11:04pm ] |
NOT CUT FOR YOUR INCONVENIENCE!
1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in).
2. Type your answer to the question in the "search" box.
3. Copy the html and paste for the answer.
1: What is your name?
2: Relationship Status - HAHAHAHA!!! The Best!
3: Favorite Color
4: One of your favorite movie actors/actress
5: Band/Artist You are listening to...
6: Favorite Movie
7: Favorite Disney Princess.... um...
8: Favorite Animal
9. Dream Vacation
10. What do you want to be when you grow up?
11. What do you want most in life?
12. Where do you work?..... Ummm WTF!?
13. What kind of Car do you drive?
15. What is your favorite food?
16: What is the name of the last person you kissed?
17: Biggest Fear
18: Biggest Weakness
hmmm I wonder if you can guess the not so obvious ones....
give it a shot!
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2008|01:32am ] |
Found a new website and read all of their comics. These are some favorites... :) hahaha
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2008|11:27am ] |
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| Shalalalalalalalaladeedahdeedah ladeedah! |
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2008|08:15pm ] |
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Hello Hello Hello. I find myself strangely upbeat considering some of the crap I am dealing with :) Some of you awesome people think that you know everything about me, that maybe Im just this guy that goes around doing whatever he feels like regardless of what happens afterwards. I assure you that I am not that person, and a couple of you suck, because maybe you dont have the entire story, maybe there's something missing that you wouldnt believe, but is true. If I said these things they would most likely not be believed, but I would never say these things because it is not my place to say them. I would just warn of making judgements when you were not there, you do not know what was said, and you do not know how it went down.
I wish Thursday frisbee was what it used to be. I understand that Tuesdays are good but I cant make those days at this point, its kind of sad. But elsewhere I am having a good time hanging with friends even though we are total dorks. And hanging out with other friends having fun too! :) Anyhow here are some fun pics.
This is all for now! :)
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2008|01:03am ] |
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:) I feel great :) Thank you. To those who know why and are doing what they can... and for that one that did more than anyone without even knowing it. :)!
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2008|12:41am ] |
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I hate things that are off white. I hate colors that are not the brightest most colorful version of what the color should and was born to be.
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| NEW LJ GAME TO STEM MY BOREDOM |
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2008|06:04pm ] |
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OK SO HERE IS THE DEAL!
THIS IS A PICTURE GAME. YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU AS SOMEONE ELSE. ITS A LOOK ALIKE CONTEST. YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE THE INTENDED SUBJECT AND THEN SNAP A PIC. THEN POST THAT PICTURE HERE AS A COMMENT. THEN WE WILL VOTE TO SEE WHO HAS THE BEST LOOK ALIKE PHOTO. ONCE ONE SUBJECT IS COMPLETE WE WILL DO ANOTHER ONE UNTIL WE ARE ALL SATIFACTORILY EMBARRESSED.
BELOW ARE TWO PHOTOS OF THE FIRST SUBJECT. YOU MAY USE THESE AS INSPIRATION OR GO ON YOUR OWN CREATIVE TANGENT. PLEASE HAVE THESE IN ASAP. A DATE OF SUBMISSION WILL BE ADDED LATER IF YOU FOOLS TAKE TO LONG.
Good Luck.
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2008|05:29pm ] |
| MMMM Quotes Game | [ 24 Feb 2008|09:53pm ] | Quotes from movies. Good Luck. No Cheating.
1. That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet. Abby
2. D: You live in a cave...
G:It's a lair! **JUMPER**
3. I'll see you in the sequel, bitch! ***Charlie Bartlet***
4. For a one-leg rancher... he's one tough son of a bitch. ***3:10 to Yuma***
5. He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is
ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit. Abby
6. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
7. This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here! ***EuroTrip***
8. Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon.
9. They jacked up the price. You hear that? Ten cents a hundred! Ya know, it's bad enough that we gotta eat what we don't sell. Now they jacked up the price! Can you believe that? Abby
10. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
(Ok... so this one is obvious but i like it so its here!) Keith
11. GD: A pretty plot for fairy tales, Sire. But in real life... oh, no. No, it was foredoomed to failure.
K: Failure, eh? Ha-ha! Take a look at that, you pompous windbag! Abby
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2008|09:53pm ] |
Quotes from movies. Good Luck. No Cheating.
1. That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet. Abby
2. D: You live in a cave...
G:It's a lair!
3. I'll see you in the sequel, bitch!
4. For a one-leg rancher... he's one tough son of a bitch.
5. He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guilty. This is uh... This is
ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What - I'LL GO. Shit. Abby
6. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!
7. This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
8. Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon.
9. They jacked up the price. You hear that? Ten cents a hundred! Ya know, it's bad enough that we gotta eat what we don't sell. Now they jacked up the price! Can you believe that? Abby
10. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
(Ok... so this one is obvious but i like it so its here!) Keith
11. GD: A pretty plot for fairy tales, Sire. But in real life... oh, no. No, it was foredoomed to failure.
K: Failure, eh? Ha-ha! Take a look at that, you pompous windbag! Abby
2 points for the movie... 1 point for person who said it
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2008|03:31pm ] |
1. Character Name in Title, Autopsy, Vigilante, Based of Graphic Novel. V for Vendetta (SC)
2. All Male Cast, Napoleonic Wars, Naturalist, Child in Military Master and Commander
3. No Opening Credits, Flying Debris, Headless Horseman, Incestuous Desire Gladiator
4. Katana Sword, Government Coverup, Unrequited love, Shepherd Serenity (KW)
5. Birthday Cake, Color Tints, Hate, Ghetto Schindler's List
6. Dockworker, Family, Shantytown, Rags to Riches Cinderella Man (KW)
7. Part of Trilogy, 1700's, ghost, Moonlight Pirates of the Carribean (SC)
8. Hypodermic Needle, Subway Chase, Dark Heroine, Silver Nitrate Underworld (KW)
9. Missile, Nuclear Threat, Based on Book, 1960's Thirteen Days (KW)
10. Green Dragoons, Impersonation, Executing the Wounded, Vengeance The Patriot (KW)
11. Forbidden Love, Random Sex, Magicians Assistant, Vienna The Illusionist (KW)
12. Visual Poetry, Soul Mates, Painting, Walk on Water What Dreams May Come (JN)
13. Life Boat, Zero Gravity, Urination Scene, Human Fortitude Apollo 13
14. Wuxia Fiction, Green Dress, Visually Impaired person, young lovers House of Flying Daggers
15. Unreliable Narrator, Evisceration, 5th Century B.C., Based on Comic Book 300
16. Bitten in Throat, Underwater Childbirth, Pyramid, 16th Century B.C. Apocalypto
17. Fish out of Water, Grandmother, Schoolgirl Uniform, Ugly Duckling <<< LOL The Princess Diaries
18. Science vs. Religion, Space Travel, Prime Numbers, Hokkaido Contact
19. Nightmare that comes alive, Ocean, Black Hole, Insanity Sphere
20. Boston Massachusetts, Riddle, Hollow Brick, Father Son Estrangement Patriot (KW)
You all pretty much suck.
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2008|12:51am ] |
1. Go to IMDB.com and look up a bunch of your favorite movies.
2. Post three or four official IMDB "Plot Keywords" for each.
3. Y'all guess the movies.
No cheating!
1. Character Name in Title, Autopsy, Vigilante, Based of Graphic Novel. V for Vendetta (SC)
2. All Male Cast, Napoleonic Wars, Naturalist, Child in Military
3. No Opening Credits, Flying Debris, Headless Horseman, Incestuous Desire
4. Katana Sword, Government Coverup, Unrequited love, Shepherd Serenity (KW)
5. Birthday Cake, Color Tints, Hate, Ghetto
6. Dockworker, Family, Shantytown, Rags to Riches Cinderella Man (KW)
7. Part of Trilogy, 1700's, ghost, Moonlight Pirates of the Carribean (SC)
8. Hypodermic Needle, Subway Chase, Dark Heroine, Silver Nitrate Underworld (KW)
9. Missile, Nuclear Threat, Based on Book, 1960's Thirteen Days (KW)
10. Green Dragoons, Impersonation, Executing the Wounded, Vengeance The Patriot (KW)
11. Forbidden Love, Random Sex, Magicians Assistant, Vienna The Illusionist (KW)
12. Visual Poetry, Soul Mates, Painting, Walk on Water What Dreams May Come (JN)
13. Life Boat, Zero Gravity, Urination Scene, Human Fortitude
14. Wuxia Fiction, Green Dress, Visually Impaired person, young lovers
15. Unreliable Narrator, Evisceration, 5th Century B.C., Based on Comic Book
16. Bitten in Throat, Underwater Childbirth, Pyramid, 16th Century B.C.
17. Fish out of Water, Grandmother, Schoolgirl Uniform, Ugly Duckling <<< LOL
18. Science vs. Religion, Space Travel, Prime Numbers, Hokkaido
19. Nightmare that comes alive, Ocean, Black Hole, Insanity
20. Boston Massachusetts, Riddle, Hollow Brick, Father Son Estrangement Patriot (KW)
Ok thats enough I suppose. SO try your best. There should be at least one in each of them that will give a clue.
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2008|02:03am ] |
The chargers suck! And so does Romo. Squeeze the Cheeze II. And if it is not clear... The pats win it all bitches!
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2007|10:46pm ] |
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RENEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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Sep
2007|12:42pm ] |
It's too bad this game wasn't about..... 10 years ago when they were both still amazing. Should still be a good game.
Keep me updated on the Pats!
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